Disclaimer

All opinions are how I feel on the day and subject to change at the onset of a gentle breeze or a particularly informative episode of The One Show.

All advice given is aimed at my children and should be given the same credence as any parent ranting nonsense at their children, or maybe a random stinky bus stranger telling you what they’d do in any given situation. Take it at your own risk. I am not a medical professional, I’m not even professional. I did attend university once, but it was a day trip.

Names have been changed because I’m a massive coward with ongoing family issues (this will probably become more than apparent on it’s own actually). See the “About” page for further details.